Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Two pictures - two world views




















Consider these two pictures. The one, the well known Pieta by Michaelangelo. The other, "Pieta" from Ecce Homo, by Elizabeth Ohlson Wallin (1998). The story of the photo piece is recorded in Kitt Cherry's Art that Dares, (Androgyne press, Berkeley CA, 2007, p.76):

The artist chose a number of "Jesus" figures and each "Jesus" was allowed to pick the scene in Jesus' life he wanted to play for himself. A gay man, who was dying of AIDS, chose the Pieta. He also picked who would play his grieving mother, and he chose a female fellow employee at the leather bar, who was well known for "mothering" gay men. The man playing "Jesus" said he hoped that people would remember him in the picture after he was dead, and the shoot was done at the door of the AIDS ward in a Stockholm hospital.

The extraordinary thing is, that the man who played "Jesus" in this picture experienced his own personal resurrection, because soon after taking the picture, he started taking anti-retrovirals. "Jesus is still alive!" said Ohlson Wallin, a decade later. And today, the AIDS ward no longer exists. Furthermore, in terms of the human species, AIDS is no longer a disease associated -almost exclusively as it was then - with gay men.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Salute to the courage of a child

I have just returned from Plettenberg Bay, where we had a Public Viewing Area (what we are calling "FanJols") for the Confederations Cup. The Western Cape Provincial government has entered into a sponsor arrangement with a majoe FIFA sponsor, to do these. During one of the breaks, inbetween a woman called "Cookie Loekie" singing and demonstrations of skill by various soccer players - a representative of the sponsor stood up - and turned the whole gathering into an Evangelical prayer session! "I wonder if I can just ask you to bow your heads in prayer", he said to the people who had gathered there to watch soccer. "Father God", he began, "I just wanna ask you to pour your holy spirit... pour your blessing ... powerfully bless" etc etc

It was embarassing. It was wholly inappropriate and it was completely insensitive. But did this wally realize it? No! He told the crowd that he just wanted to tell each and every one of them that he loved each and every one of them. If I had something heavy near me, I would have thrown it at him. I ran towards the stage to stop him, but by the time I had got there, he had stopped praying and exited the stage.

On the flight back home, I remembered a story about the child of a friend of mine, that is worth re-telling:

Salute

We live, nowadays thank God, in a secular state. Before we didn’t. Before we lived in a Christian state. It was a state which sanctioned killing and murder across our borders; race hatred and broad sweep discrimination at home; capital punishment for anyone who opposed it; job reservation and separate (and universally better) facilities for whites … the list is well known and goes on and on. Well, as I said, thank goodness, we don’t live in a Christian state anymore.

I heard a story some time ago, which made me wonder about things though. It was about the courage of a ten year old schoolboy. This boy is bright, undoubtedly. Maybe that is a problem in a government school, where, as I remember things, one was supposed to conform as much as possible. If Friday was the day you did cadets, in my day, you wore Khaki to school and you saluted the flag and you sang the national anthem and marched around the rugby field. And it was a helluva thing to get out of. You were expected to conform and if you didn’t, there was trouble of one sort or another.

Now this boy is in a government school in Pretoria. He decided, for his own reasons, that he didn’t want to attend the bible classes. Gasp! “But why?!” asked his teacher. “Because I am an atheist,” he replied. This was followed by incredulity. The incredulity was then followed by suspicion. “But why?!” asked the now severely traumatised educator. The boy answered, succinctly, “Because it isn’t logical to me”.

Instead of admiration for his independence of thought, he encountered a rising level of hostility, a gathering of the forces of light against what was perceived to be a very clear outbreak of the forces of darkness. The teacher suggested that he “just sit in” the class. And if there was anything which he found … words started to fail her … “distastful”, she tried, or … “objectionable” she proffered, then he could leave. But the matter did not end there.

Dark musings began. I mean being a Hindu is one thing. Being Muslim, even another thing. But being an atheist! Could there possibly be something like …worried glances over the shoulder… hushed voice…Satanism involved here????

Another boy suddenly punched our hero, saying that God had told him to do it. Then something much more sinister began. The boy became gradually more and more ostracised. Slowly, friends withdrew from him. More blatently, when he tried to make more friends, the other children would subvert his attempts. He had become a ten year old, increasingly lonely paraiah.

His parents began to notice that something was seriously wrong and eventually the child told them what was happening. He had given the matter some thought, he said, and asked his parents whether they thought it would make a difference if he became an agnostic, rather than an atheist. They said they thought not and have wisely moved him to another school.

I was reminded, when I heard this story, of Olive Schreiner’s haunting picture of the little boy Waldo, in The Story of an African Farm, who tries to offer God a sacrifice of his lunch, a lamb chop. He knows it all depends on his faith and that for God to accept the offering, his faith needs to be strong. So he builds an altar of stones and he puts the lamb chop on it and he waits for fire to come down from heaven to consume it. He waits all day long in the blazing Karoo heat. And eventually the ants start eating it. There was no fire from the heavens, no voice from the skies. Eventually, as evening comes, he breaks down his altar, throws away the lamb chop and knows, with childlike certainty, that either he is damned, God must hate him. Certainty is a childlike and terribly endearing quality.

The process of secularisation in our society has been, and will continue to be, a very difficult one. With one form of one religion being so utterly dominant and triumphalist, there is little wonder to the fact that many people simply do not understand what the thrust of secularism is and they see it as something of a slide down the slippery slope of apostasy. However, if they were not no wrapped up in their own conceit, they would see that it is a slide down nowhere at all, except perhaps that thing which is frequently so terribly absent from uninformed religious thinking – the principle of fairness. Now, if you believe that you are right and no-one else can possibly be right, then that is where the conversation stops. And, to say the least, it is a damn good think for the rest of us to be protected from people like that. But another story I heard about a very wise school principal in Maritzburg will perhaps help to illustrate the point here.

The principal and the governing body of the school decided to put a stop to years of Christian exclusive practice in the school, just like that. Instead of singing Christian hymns in the assemblies, songs, equally syrrupy, but more universal in character were chosen. Theism in its many forms was acknowledged and general religious education was offered so that the learners could be made aware of the plethora of options and the benefits of all.

Well, needless to say, this wasn’t good news for the bible waving fundamentalists. They huffed and puffed and protested and signed petitions and saw the whole thing as grand apostasy of the first order. They arrived, clutching their bibles in one hand and their petitions in the other. They would not stand for it.

The principal said one thing. She said this. She said, the next principal of the school could well be a Muslim. How would this gang of Christian fundamentalists feel if everyone in the school was then forced to attend Koran classes and have prayers at noon on a prayer mat. She was, met, I hear, from that moment on, with nary a word of protest. The point, I am led to understand, was so clear that even normally logic challenged Christian fundamentalists were able to understand and appreciate it.

Because surely, it is not that the constitutional secularist position displays any problem with religion. On the contrary, religion is both allowed and encouraged. Rather it is simply that in a democratic society, we cannot allow one particular opinion, or position or world view to be shoved down everyone’s throats, just because some people believe that they have a monopoly on the truth.

Saturday, June 27, 2009

Lemon Marmalade


The Lemon tree I planted in half a large wine vat (because, you know, this is Cairp Tahn and we don't have much space) has produced some nice big lemons. I have been protecting them from kids, passers-by and lemon-looters to make my favourite type of marmalade. As you can see, There are not many left!


This marmalade really needs the Rough Cape type, to make it bitter. Also, some people are lucky enough to have Rough Cape Lemons that turn orange - if it gets cold enough, they do. Those make the best marmalade - orange coloured and really bitter.


Lemon Marmalade

2 large or 3 small lemons - Cut up lemon rinds finely, separate pith and pips and reserve - pulp the fruit.
2.2l water
Pinch of Bicarb
1 kg white sugar

Add Lemon rind and pulp to the water. Tie pith and pips in a muslin bag and add to mixture. Bring to the boil and maintain until the mixture is reduced by half. At some point, add the pinch of Bicarb. Mixture will foam.

Add sugar, reduce heat and stir continuously until mixture gels.

Pour into sterilized jars and when cool, seal.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Gay parenting


This is an article I wrote some years ago. The picture is taken on the day we collected Joshua (me holding him, Left), from the Princess Alice Adoption Home in Johannesburg. Leon is holding Gabriel.


In any relationship, there is a lot of give and take which is necessary. And gay relationships are not immune from this rather bland observation. So, although I blanched, perspired, threw tantrums, simulated heart attacks and tried spontaneous throwing up at the mention of the word “baby”, I did actually listen. What could I do? I was involved with a man who wanted children. I use the plural judiciously, because, Leon could quite happily have 15 or 16 kids and be perfectly content. But we were not quite there yet. When your spouse says they want children, you have to listen. You have to think, at least momentarily, beyond your own freedom and desire for a quiet life, and listen to what he or she is saying. I suspect if you don’t, you might win the skirmish and lose the conflagration, because these might well be things which come back to haunt you down the line.

So, I listened. I tried to picture myself with a baby. I couldn’t. I tried to think of what it would be like to have someone calling me “daddy” and hated the idea. I wondered what holidays would be like. I wondered what shopping would be like. I wondered what sex would be like with a baby screaming in the next room. None of it conjured up even the faintest glimmer of excitement. It just looked too horrible to contemplate.

But… as I feared, these things start to gain a momentum of their own and before I could say “Bob’s your auntie”, I found myself sitting in front of a social worker from Johannesburg Child Welfare telling her why I wanted a child.

The process was a long one, not because Child Welfare was inefficient, nor because we were treated differently to anyone else (because we weren’t!) but rather because we kept on stopping the process to catch breath – or at least I did!

So we went through the psychometric tests, the relationship tests, the discussions about family support networks, the discussions about what religion we intended bring the child up in, etc etc. It was all extraordinary, but deeply frightening.

And the gay thing, I am pleased to say, played almost no role in the process at all. Yes they spoke about things like, did we have women friends? (yes we do – more women than men actually); how would we handle opposition?(by slapping the opponent’s face) you know – the normal kind of thing. It was ordinary. It was unselfconscious. It was a wonderfully liberating experience. And we knew that the straight couples in our group were having almost exactly the same kind of problems and issues that we were. We knew because they said so. Being a gay parent, we soon understood, was really just about the same as being any other kind of parent.

Our families, on both sides, just accepted the idea. I think there might well have been some issues for them, but (true to form) they decided that we needed to make our own decisions and they would support us in them. But undoubtedly, there were issues. Probably the race issue (because the child would almost inevitably be black) was more difficult for some of them to come to terms with than the gay parent issue. But, whatever their feelings, they decided to support us – which was quite a relief.

The social worker had her doubts about our innate child rearing abilities. (These were nothing, I can tell you, as compared with my doubts!) I had, all my life, maintained only the most restrained, nodding acquaintance with babies and their handlers. I had absolutely no idea of what might be expected. So, she strongly suggested – (nay insisted!) that we go to the Princess Alice Home of a weekend, and feed the babies.

To begin with it was a nightmare. The greatest difficulty, I found, was trying to look composed while sweat broke out on my brow and tremens took over my hand movements. Then there was the business of patting them on the back and burping them and then coping with the almost inevitable gush of regurgitated milk which you were supposed to calmly wipe off your sleeve (or shirt or pants…or face). We did this for several weekends. On our return home, I would reach for the valium. Leon would enter what looked to me like a sublime, but to me, incomprehensible realm of self-fulfillment. He got a sort of seraphic look on his face. A sublime glow would surround him. I contemplated, alternatively, suicide and murder.

Leon read all the books. I read none. They were dull in the extreme. They spoke of stuff I had never heard of. They sought to address issues I had never contemplated and besides, they had no story I could relate to. Suddenly, the magazine holder in the toilet area became filled with baby mags. Where once there were slightly riske boy mags, now there were pictures of pregnant women, dummies, playpen options and my all time favourite, strange looking machines to express breast milk.

Life, it was perfectly clear, was going to change fairly substantially. For a month or two, we prepared the baby’s room. We suddenly became weirdly organisatory and cleanliness conscious. It was almost like some kind of demonic possession. From being fairly casual about how the house looked, suddenly, weekends were filled with putting the cot there and cleaning this carpet and putting up these things to stop babies falling down stairs. Know-it-all been there done that straight friends would smile and say the word “nesting”.

Then one day, Leon phoned me as I was coming out of a meeting. “I think we have a baby,” he said, and my blood went cold. He said the name. He said he was four months old. I couldn’t remember the child. So I rushed to the home. Found the child attached to the name he had given me, lying in a cot in a corner of the large room, sucking the forefinger of his left hand and staring impassively at me.
For a long time we considered each other. After a while, I put my finger out. He looked at it, and the hand he wasn’t sucking on, reached out and took it. We stayed like that for perhaps ten minutes or so. And there it was. The bond was sealed between us. I was this child’s father.

I don’t know what it was, or how it happened. And when I think back on it now, it took a very long time for me and him to feel really comfortable with each other. But both of us did something magical that evening. He became my son. And I became his father. It was simple and it was possibly the most surprising and dramatic thing that has ever happened to me. It was, I’m sure, as profound an experience as giving birth.

And so eventually, the day arrived. The day we brought Gabriel home. We had the car seat, the bag with the wet wipes, the bottle at the ready with some really awful smelling stuff in it, which was supposed to be milk, (but which seemed to separate and then reintegrate when you shook the bottle). We had the carry cot, the sheet to keep him warm. We had to take clothes with us, because when you adopt from Child Welfare, it is good etiquette to let them keep the clothes he is in. We brought along about three thousand nappies, just in case.

So we collected him. And we were given this wonderful thing together with him– a photo album of Gabriel from day one, with pics of the people who took care of him, and of his cot and of the home. And on the whiteboard someone had written, “Gabriel is going home today!” That gave the both of us as warm fuzzy, belonging type of parent feeling. And everyone waved goodbye. And the departure was a little delayed because it took us about half an hour to work out how the car seat worked and how to strap the child in it. But finally, off we went.

When we got home, (after what must have been, for Gabriel, a fairly bewildering detour through a shopping Mall – his first) I studied this child for the first real time. I looked into his eyes and he looked back at me. A strange thought suddenly entered my head. “This is not a puppy,” I thought to myself. “This is definitely not a puppy”. Puppies, I had experience of. They look at you in a loving kind of gah gah way. There is not a great deal going on in their heads. They need you. They love you and, more importantly, they really want to please you.

But babies? Well, here was something entirely different. I looked into his eyes and what did I see? I saw processing going on. I saw him looking at me and there was a definite species recognition thing going on there. He was sizing me up! I can’t say I felt uplifted, or excited by this recognition. I suppose, if I am honest, the overwhelming feeling was abject fear!

And so it started – our life together. Leon decided that whatever happens, we must establish a routine. So, we slavishly followed a routine, taking as our cue, the routine established at the adoption home. And, whether it was because we got a really good child, or because Leon’s tough regime worked the trick, or perhaps a bit of both – I do not know, but very soon, Gabriel would be put down at 6.30 and he would wake at 6 the next morning. This is the way it has continued until now.

But of course, other things did not work out quite the way we had planned it. Gabriel very quickly bonded spectacularly with Leon and only very tangentially with me. This was even though I had taken off the 45 days leave the government gives to adoptive parents (yes, why only 45 days, when birthmothers are given three months?). But anyway, it didn’t seem to make much of a difference to Gabriel’s and my relationship. When Leon and I were with him together, I would be consciously and pointedly ignored. When I was with him on my own, he would make it perfectly clear that he was only barely tolerating me. When Leon was with him on the other hand, he would be ecstatic. The difference was not very hard to see!

I got depressed. I started to doubt whether or not I had done the right thing. I started to get unbelievably jealous. And angry. And… well yes, the word “childish” springs to mind. It really didn’t matter what people said about “Oh this is just a phase, it is perfectly normal, all kids do it, it’s just the same with heterosexual couples”. I wanted to kill someone. But then, one day, I looked at myself in the mirror and said “Oh for goodness sake, just grow up!” And things got better from then on. Yes, it is still true that Gabriel prefers Leon to me – so bladdy what? When Leon is not around (and even sometimes when he is), Gabriel is fine and we have gotten to the point when we all seem to understand very well each other’s needs.

On the other hand, as he grows and develops and as we grow and develop together with him, I am continually amazed at our capacity to give to each other. Leon and my relationship was pretty strong to begin with. After all, we (unlike most heterosexual couples) went through a zillion “relationship tests” to prove it. I can’t help but wonder what havoc a child could bring about in a relationship that was not so strong, because you certainly get stretched way beyond what you thought were your limits.

And as bottle gives way to cup and hands become more able to deal with a fork and spoon. As Tellytubbies and Barney become one’s stable diet, (so much so that you find yourself humming Tinky Winky Barney songs in the shower). As the slow suspicious primeval circling of the potty begins. And as every square centimetre of the house is turned meticulously and systematically into a playpen, one does, every now and again, try to remember what life was like when babies were things straight people had. And then, suddenly, he runs up to you and squeals with delight and grabs your knees in a fairly good imitation of a bearhug and guess what? You feel a feeling of contentment and wellbeing like you never have before – like nothing else can duplicate.

It is extraordinary just how much emotion babies are able to evoke in a person. A friend of mine once said that babies are designed to bring out emotions in you which you never knew you had! How completely right that is. Because Gabriel knows exactly how to press both our buttons simultaneously. The good buttons and the bad ones. It is a spectacular skill. It is a skill, undoubtedly, which he learned in the womb. I blame the womb entirely.

“Not meaning to be rude,” people often say to us, particularly people we have met for the first time, “but what is he going to call you both?” I have never really understood the meaning of this question. What is it that people are expecting us to say? That he will call one of us father and one of us mother?

The truth is, he is going to call us what he is going to call us. He can call us both Dad, if he likes. And actually he does. He also calls me “Ikor” which seems to be what he hears of Michael. And he calls Leon (much to his extreme irritation) “Ion”. These are things he is going to need to figure out for himself in the big bad world. We live in a world where the whole notion of “family” needs to be re-thought and re-defined. We can’t pretend that things are today as they always were. Nor can we pretend that the old model was necessarily the best. In a world of HIV/AIDS, in a world of ever increasing orphans, we need to reassess all our notions of what is proper and what is ideal and what is practicable.

At his playschool, one little girl asked Leon if he was Gabriel’s Daddie. He said, yes he is. “Well then why is Gabriel so brown?” she asked. Leon explained that Gabriel was adopted. That meant, he explained, that “his Mummie asked us to look after him for her, because she wasn’t able to”. The little girl was entirely satisfied with the explanation.

The other month, we found ourselves at a wedding in Soweto. Pictures of the bridal couple were being taken in a local park. Gabriel was running around like a child possessed. Two teenage girls, you know the type, careful dreadlocks, belly button piercing, pants pulled down so as to reveal the pubic line (or where it was before it was shaved) said (between chews on their oh-so-kewl gum) “Hi” to me. I tried my best to look ever so kewl back and also said “Hi”.

They considered the scene. “Is that man over there his father?” they asked, meaning Leon and Gabriel, whom I was struggling to contain. “Yes,” I said. “And so am I.” They paused. Considered what I had said for a couple of chews.
“How can he have two fathers?” they wanted to know.
“Well,” said I, “all sorts of people have two fathers. Children whose parents are divorced often have two fathers and two mothers.”
“Oh Yea!” they said. “Kewl!” “And are you also that man’s father?” they further enquired, meaning Leon.
“No”, I said. “We live together and we are both Gabriel’s father”.
The conversation moved on to who the bride was and where we came from and where they came from. And I rejoiced in the fact that we live in such a strange and curious place as this, where the conversation could, quite easily, just move on.

When the social worker was interviewing me and asking what I thought I could give to a child, I said this one thing. I said, I didn’t know how they did it, but my parents gave me a wonderful gift. The gift they gave me was to feel comfortable about myself, to be at home in the world. And so, no matter what has happened to me, no matter how bad it might be, I have always managed to tap this reservoir of my own self-worth and to depend on that, no matter what the circumstance. I said to the social worker, if I can give my child only that, it will be enough.

Because I do sometimes stop and think about all that Gabriel is going to have to cope with as he grows up. It is not inconsiderable. He is black and his parents aren’t. Most likely he will be straight and his parents aren’t. He has two dads and most children don’t. If he isn’t teased at school about the one thing, he will probably be teased about one of the others. And more than likely, he will cope, one way or another.

But I sometimes wish, just wish, that the innocence I see in him now, the unvarnished, untainted, pure joy in his face when either of us walks in the room after a long day at the office, could be the way it is now forever. I know it can’t be. The world, with its harsh judgements and its lack of love and its pitylessness will intervene. And Gabriel will just have to cope. That is his lot in life. That’s what I will tell him. We all get a package in life, to do with what we can. This is his package. What will he do with it?

And I just hope that his not inconsiderable charm, the charm he showers on everyone around him, will get him by and serve him well. Because the truth is, that the world is not only filled with heartless and unforgiving and unbending people. It is also filled with good people, kind people. And in the short time we have had Gabriel, these have been the majority for us. And why should he really bother about the others?

I know this about the whole exercise of parenting Gabriel. That when I die one day, whether it be soon or far off, it doesn’t really matter. I will know this one thing: that whatever else I may have done in my life, nothing could ever be as good as being one of his fathers. I will be able to hold up this thing and say, proudly, “I am his father. This is my son”. And somehow, the world looks considerably brighter with Gabriel in it.

And now I have something to blame my sister for. She was playing with Gabriel one day and said to me, “You know”, she said, “You live in a very nice area, where Gabriel can play in the veld and have a very nice time growing up”.
“Yes I said”, nervously.
“Well don’t you think he would have a whole lot of a better time of it if he had a brother to do it with?”

I blame her entirely. Because we now have another child. Joshua ("Bin Laden", I call him, because of his inordinate ability to destroy things and cause unbridled terror wherever he goes). And how he came about was that I vowed that I would listen to conventional wisdom for once, this time, late in my life though it might be. Conventional wisdom said that if you have two children, they play together. If you have one child, you are the playmate.
And that bit has proved to be true. They play sometimes well with each other. They sometimes want to kill each other, and competition over toys from day one has been fierce. But having two does take the pressure off on the odd occasion. The difference between their personalities, is another story altogether.

Thursday, June 25, 2009

Culture schmulture

Now, let me get this right. To be a man, what you need to do is to wait until you are 16. Then you need to join what in this part of the world gets called a "school". The "principal" of this said "school" takes you off into the mountains in the middle of winter, strips you, beats you to a pulp, starves you, refuses you water, makes you sing and then chops off your foreskin with a blade that is likely to cause an infection of one sort or another so that, in all likelihood, you either lose you penis in its entirety or, worse, your life.

That's what has been going on here lately. And believe me, not for the first time either. It happens every winter. And every winter we all watch shivering 16-year-old survivors of circumcision schools lying in hospital. We see anguished parents saying they didn't know that their child had gone to the school and now they are dead. And then we have to sit through this Africanist and that traditionalist saying how important it all is and this nurse and that doctor saying how tragic it all is.

But it is culture and God forbid we should dare actually to criticise it, let alone reject it outright or condemn it as nonsense of the highest possible grade. No, that we can't do because everyone is so keen to tango on the cultural eggshells. Thank God for the Zulus, I say. Because they once had a leader who was brave enough and sure enough of himself and sensible enough and (some would say) pragmatic enough just to do away with the ghastly practice with a majesterial wave of his royal hand.

And so began another culture just as strong---this time with foreskins, proving once and for all the utter senselessness and stupidity of those who would argue that life as a man can only begin once a God-given piece of you is chopped off. The cultural contradiction is thus fully exposed. But put a Zulu and a Xhosa man in the same room, the latter circumcised and the former not, and I promise you there will be a merry showdown about who is a man and who is not and why.

Thank God for the Zulus, because otherwise the whole thing could so easily be turned into something racial as well (forgetting that the Americans circumcise routinely, of course).
If we object to female circumcision on grounds of barbarism, what on earth makes us not reject male circumcision as a cultural practice? There is no logic in the argument. But culture, as we all know so well, seldom operates on the level of logic.

Many years ago, in the eighties, I helped six or seven young Cosas members who were in trouble. The noose of the security cordon around Grahamstown was being tightened and they were in grave danger of being caught. I helped them to get across the border to Lesotho.
And something I will never forget is when we were driving towards the Lesotho border, suddenly one of them got very agitated. The freedom songs ground to a halt and a serious discussion took place in Xhosa. I asked what was going on, because one of the boys looked extremely worried. They told me. They were all very excited about leaving the country. They were very excited indeed about joining the underground. But how were they going to get circumcised in Lusaka?

I had a discussion the other day, with an intern from Wits University who is working on our project, about the subject. He is Xhosa. He went to circumcision school and it clearly had a very large impact on his life. When he talks about it, he shows no regret. He says there are things that he can't talk about. Would he force his son to do it? No, he says, he would allow his son to make up his own mind. He would put to his son the benefits as he saw it and leave it at that. I believe he would, but what I don't think he is able to see is that the pressure to conform culturally would be quite enormous and would far outweigh any notion of objective decision-making on his son's part.

That is what culture can, and does, do. It pushes you into a corner. It forces you to conform and in the end, it leaves you with very little indeed, if you are not deeply critical about it. And in the end, we are left staring at each other's penises in the effort to determine which of us is in the in group and which of us is not, not unlike the Nazis did to the Jews.

I believe that circumcision schools should be banned. I believe that those who run them should be charged and put in prison. I think circumcision is completely wrong when it is practised by adults on children and I think it is a complete violation of their rights to their own bodies.
I have no view whatsoever on adults who want to mutilate themselves. I have only mild nausea about people who want to stick pins through their tongues, noses, belly buttons, ears and other available parts of their bodies. If people want to walk over fire, let them do so. If they want to hammer swords into their stomachs, please, be my guest. I accept that this is entirely, completely, absolutely their own business and my nausea is mine. But not children. That is a different thing altogether. And not 16-year-olds who can be persuaded by just about anything anyone around them does. These are different matters entirely.

The fact that it is tied up with someone or other's culture is entirely irrelevant to the argument in just the same way as we would need to reject most other forms of inhuman treatment dressed up in cultural garb, such as ritual murder for instance. Because a thing is cultural makes it neither good nor acceptable in its own right. Because a thing is cultural, or even because a thing is widely practised, gives it no credibility at all on its own.

Human rights has got to be the standard here. We have no other. Every form of religion, in its own way and some more viciously than others, has people doing things that others regard as crazy or inhuman or degrading. So religion cannot provide us with any standard.
Human rights must judge culture. Or if not that, it must hold it very firmly in check.

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

The ANC and ruling "till the Son of Man comes"


It's strange how the wheel turns. Was it just yesterday when the South African Council of Churches was considered a hive of Communists and micreants by the government? Now I see that the Friends of Jacob Zuma Trust (in the form of spokesperson Brian Sokutu) is lambasting the organisation for "conducting itself as if they own Jesus Christ".

Now this is extremely interesting. Because, of course it is true that Jesus, per se, is not ownable. And it is also true that the churches, in all their various forms, individually and collectively, have never really been terribly successful at controlling the Jesus "brand". Compare the "Jesus" brand to, say FIFA's ownership of the Soccer World Cup and the churches come in a very pale second. In fact they come in amateurish!

I remember people of my parent's generation frequently saying that this or that wouldn't happen "till Kingdom come". A circumlocution indeed, meaning "forever", or at the very least until the whole thing gets wrapped up. Jacob Zuma's choice of phrase, this time - that the ANC will be in power "until the Son of Man comes" is itself a very curious phrase, about which there is a huge amount of theological debate. Jesus uses the phrase fairly frequently in the Gospels and the Gospel writers themselves seem to assume that the reader understands what it is all about. It probably is messianic in reference, though this is not always the case. What we do know for sure is that it is a phrase meaning "this man", at its basis. And through echoes throughout the ancient world, it comes to take on more messianic meaning as well.

Zuma could have chosen the circumlocution my parents used frequently - and it would probably not have got into the press. He didn't. Unwisely, or deliberately, he chose to use the much more technical phrase about the "Son of Man". But what was the point he was trying to make. Surely the simple (albeit unlikely) one, that the ANC should be enabled to be in power forever.

Now where people start getting uncomfortable, I suspect, is when Zuma himself starts to be made into a Christ-like (or Messianic) figure. In other words, the equasion comes to be "Zuma is like Jesus". Indeed, he is sometimes described even more precisely as Jesus himself, through depicting him on the cross, as the innocent victim etc.

There is nothing especially new in this. No less a Christian personality that Canon John Collins rescued a painting by Ronnie Harrison, called Black Christ, where Jesus is portrayed with the face of Chief Albert Luthuli - also an ANC leader, and secreted it out of the country.

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Foreskin's lament - Shalom Auslander





The first 10 pages of this book had me howling with laughter. Tears were streaming down my face. People in the public space around me were puzzled and amused - and some were even a tad alarmed.

It is a memoir about the author's - "Jewishness", I suppose. I would suspect that one or two religious Jews, many post-modern non-religious Jews and also, probably, non-Jews who are interested in theology, and/or God, and/or things related to any of those, will enjoy it. Having grown up amongst Jews and knowing a bit about theology, it appealed to me in a range of ways. It is often very funny indeed. It is sometimes extremely sad, sometimes brutal and always memorable. But, I want to warn, it is not for the prissy or the theologically sensitive.


The book is ostensibly a memoir written during the last few weeks of the author's wife's pregnancy. His fear that, because of his past and present sins and indiscretions, God is going to punish him by causing something terrible to happen to the child, or his wife, or himself. And so the whole book is really a narrative conversation between the author and God - and of course - significant members of his family. His mother and father are the epitome of "Jewishness". They keep Kosher. They live in what is essentially a Jewish ghetto in New York state. They expect their children to follow the Jewish way and cannot, even remotely, imagine them not doing so. They are profoundly disappointed by their wayward son. He never manages to meet their standard and their religion is non-negotiable, unbending and stultifying. Their son seems to understand the God of their religion, but he is cursed to be forever at odds with that God.


Auslander's life journey is dominated by the God he understands to be ruling the universe - unforgiving, callous, often cruel, all-powerful, but capricious, vindictive and whose actions are there to outwit and ensnare you.


"When I was a child, my parents and teachers told me about a man who was very strong. They told me he could destroy the whole world. They told me he could lift mountains. They told me he could part the sea. It was important to keep the man happy. When we obeyed what the man had commanded, the man liked us. he liked us so much that he killed anyone who didn't like us. But when we didn't obey what he had commanded, he didn't like us. He hated us. Some days he hated us so much, he killed us; other days, he let other people kill us. We call these days 'holidays.' ... The people of Monsey were terrified of God, and they taught me to be terrified of him too - ...(they taught me about) a man named Moses, who escaped from Egypt and who roamed through the desert for forty years in search of a promised land, and whom God killed just before he reached it...because Moses had sinned, once, forty years earlier. His crime?Hitting a rock."


And that sets the thematic basis for the book. It is a critique of orthodox Judaism, in its more unthinking and uncritical manifestations. But at the same time it is a critique of similar forms of Christianity. The problem about the book, however, is that the people who are going to read it with some enjoyment are going to be the people who, themselves are critical and thinking. It is unlikely to be read (let along enjoyed!), by the "orthodox" of either religion, because the issues he raises continuously, the events he describes, his doubts, his language - will all be dismissed as blasphemous, diabolical, crude etcetera, before they leave the page. Which is why I say, it is not for the prissy.


The central point of the dichotomy of fear and fascination, in relation to God is, surely, a compelling one. And even more when that fear so easily becomes paranoid and irrational - or worse, rational! The book is a narrative of the twists and turns in the psycho-religious development of an individual, but it is also a mirror which one can use to focus on one's own experience of God, or at least, the God one is taught to believe in.


In the end, I thought it was worth a read, but didn't need to be as long as it was. It should be prescribed reading for first year Biblical Studies students. I doubt it will be!

Shalom Auslander, Foreskin's Lament , Picador paperback, 2009 (First published in 2007 - Riverhead)




Sunday, June 21, 2009

Speculating in the gym

I need to get back to the gym. After a month's break from my regimen, due to a slight operation on my feet, I need to get back.

When I was living in Johannesburg, a couple of years back, I liked to go early in the mornings, while I was still feeling righteous. There are not a great many people in the gym at that time. And those that were there were the people with toned bodies, tattoos and bulging muscles. There were also, like me, one or two oddities. There was a woman, who is probably somewhere in her late sixties, who wore a tight leotard, with something else colourful on top of that, which seemed designed to disappear between her butt cheeks and then re-emerge triumphant at the her low slung and rolled down waist. She had blond tie-dyed hair, which one was not fooled by, which she held back in a kind of runners Alice band – coordinated with the colour of the thing which had disappearing up her butt cheeks. The entire ensemble was finished off with some large woolie socks, rolled down for action, over expensive looking gym shoes. She was not a pretty sight, but she carried it off with such utter determination and self-delusion, that one could only admire her for it.

Behind me, on the cycles every morning, were two 30 year old boys. The one black and the other white. They were both absolutely perfect specimens. Everything about them was perfect. They wore exactly the right kind of clothes, which I would never find in the shops, even if I went shopping with a gym instructor. The black one had a shaved head. The other had hair perfectly cut. Each hair is exactly where it should be. Each gelled bit stuck up where it was meant to be. The muscles on both of them rolled around under their shirts and on their legs and on their arms as they cycled. It was a heady sight and I carefully chose a cycle for myself in front of them, but also in front of a large mirror so that I could watch this morning display. It is visual poetry. It often brought tears to my eyes. (I tried to weep discretely, so as not to alarm them).

They both spoke to each other constantly. They laughed. They joked. They pass sotto voce comments on passing women. They discussed the economy. They made rude remarks about a range of unlikable politicians. They had some telling and what seemed to me to be strong opinions on the state of the nation and world affairs. But the really interesting thing, besides their marvellous pecs, is that they only talked to each other in isiZulu! In the beginning, I thought it might be something of an affectation. But it never changed. In the change-rooms, they talked isiZulu. In the showers, they shouted across to each other in isiZulu. If anyone joins in, it is in isiXhosa!

And over the weeks and months I witnessed them, I started pondering how this relationship could possibly have come about. Maybe they grew up together? Perhaps they were best friends in school? Perhaps they met here in the Gym and found that they shared a common language? I speculated that they might be lovers, but I somehow doubted it. They seemed to be too inordinately interested in passing leotards of the feminine persuasion.

Then they shower, they put on all sorts of skin lotions and potions, which are poured out of expensive looking bottles. They put on immaculately ironed shirts, ties and suits. The white one did a final adjustment to his hair, getting just the right bits to stick up, and then off they went. They were fit. They looked utterly fabulous and they drove off, one in a very large, expensive BMW – the other in a competingly large Mercedes.

Now, envious as I was of their perfectly proportioned looks, that was not the real cause of my interest or my jealousy. I was jealous of them, because they could speak to each other in a language other than English, so fully and so fluently and with such obvious enjoyment and fluidity. I was, and remain very jealous of that. You can keep the cars and the hairstyles and the perfect suits. I wouldn’t mind the looks but what I am really envious of is the ability they had to communicate with each other.

Now, I was taught Afrikaans at school. It was never a pleasant experience. Apart from the real Anglo centric resistance that we all seemed to have to the language, there was also growing resentment country-wide about its use as a teaching medium. So for many reasons, it wasn’t very cool to learn it. I can speak it today and I can understand it – not well, but in a passable sort of way. How much I regret that I shied away from it as much as I did in school. I read, some time ago, Marlene Van Niekerk’s brilliant book Agaat (Tafelberg/Jonathan Ball, 2006, in the equally brilliant English translation. And as I was doing so, I wished with all my heart that I had the skill to read it in the original. But I know I don’t have enough to do that.

I grew up in a world when Afrikaans was the only option other than English. I live in a world today, where not having other languages, other than English and Afrikaans is a severe handicap. Strangely, I do not see white kids today chatting to their black friends, or, for that matter, to each other - in anything other than those two languages. I see lots of black kids speaking only English to each other. It is, in my opinion, a great pity and a gaping hole in our transformation.

And Cape Town is far worse than Johannesburg in terms of this kind of transformation. Sure, Afrikaans has more prominence, but isiXhosa is regarded as a kind of "minority interest" kind of thing. And Cape Town remains so fundamentally racist, that almost no-one who speaks English or Afrikaans as first languages will bother to speak isiXhosa, or even think it might be necessary.

I find, for instance, that neither "white" nor "coloured" people in Cape Town, seem to bother with the correct pronunciation of Xhosa names."Oh, something like that", I hear them say, when they are corrected. We have a long, long way to go.

Saturday, June 20, 2009

Mozart at Bishops

I went, last night, to the Mozart concert at Bishops. Something big was going on at the field, which meant that traffic negotiation to get to the Memorial chapel was arduous - and of course, every other driver within the gates considers themselves more important than you, so common road manners just don't exist, as cars do quadruple point turns in front of you to get themselves a parking.

Then the frosty reception by the people who are selling tickets. "Oh, you want to BUY a ticket!", sniffed the grey-haired man behind the counter, as everyone else was rugby-scrumming their way to collect their complementaries.

The crowd was typically Bishops and ultra typically "Cairp Tahn". Let me try to describe: Evidence of wealth - old wealth - is everywhere. You don't see it in the cars. You don't see it in the clothes. You see it in the attitude. Wealthy (by which I mean this particular breed of old-wealthy white) Capetonians all know each other. It is a small world. A village. I sat next to a couple who were not born and bred, though they had been here a long time. They knew lots, but there were people in front of me who knew everyone, almost without exception. And when they didn't know them, they were not worth considering. I could hear their conversation.

"Oh", one would say, "who is Lucille with?" The question is asked to the room in front. "Treedie says he is from out of town". "Oh Gawd - not another one. Where does she find them?" "And who is the organist? Coloured bloke, I notice".

It is a chilly, exclusionary world of privilege, but within that world there is the camaraderie of the mirror image. The men are grey-haired, slim, unremarkably dressed, but with a confident chin and a signet ring on the little finger. The women are thin-lipped, severe and horsey. When they arrive late, they are put out that there is no available seating in the best spots for them.

The programme was even snippy. I had made the mistake earlier on, with asking how much it cost."It's free," came the response, with an edge to it which marked me out as someone who obviously didn't frequent such events.

But how is this as a programme note? "The Mass in C Major K317 was completed in 1779 and was probably intended for use during Easter. There are several explanations for the title "Coronation" - all of which are speculative and are perhaps therefore irrelevant." - and that, is that!

The other pieces were the extremely tedious Vesperae Solemnes De Dominica K321 - which to my mind Mozart must have done in a really bored moment, and the quirky Church Sonata in D major K144.

The thing about the Memorial chapel, (besides the off-key Bourdon Stop on the organ - which thankfully was not used last night, and the flickering ceiling light which needs replacement) is the sound is church-esque. Its not good for symphonic material, but it is ideal for church music, because the sound circulates and echoes and there is an immediacy with the choir which you never get in a concert hall. It is also a beautiful space. The stark white walls and the well chosen navy-blue and mauve colours for the sanctuary, give one a sense of cohesiveness, significance, gravitas. But the seats are hell on wheels and meant for occasions where one has the relief of kneeling or standing occasionally - but not for sitting for two hours. I saw several people trying to stuff hassocks into the smalls of their backs. It was not easy to get any relief. But it is better, by far, that the Groote Kerk, where not only does one have to deal with the straight-backed pews, but you are also locked into a kind of pew "paddock" as well, with a bunch of strangers.

Diedre Adriaans as the soprano, had most of the work to do. I thought she had far too much vibrato - which managed, in that environment, to sound completely manic. Elizabeth Frandsen du Toit gurgled along as the Alto. Given Nkosi (Tenor) was impressive and poor Njabulo Mtimkhulu (Bass) just didn't have much to do.

The choir was good and the conducting precise, but sometimes got out of step with the echo. The chamber orchestra was really good, albeit with someone in the string section out of tune in the first piece. But then, at the end, there was a semi-standing ovation. Some people stood. And that made others stand behind them to see what was going on. The performance really didn't merit one, so it all got rather embarrassing, with some people standing and others resolutely sitting.

But then I think of this. This is a boys High school. It has beautiful buildings. It celebrates a high musical tradition. It is a wonderful thing that one can enjoy a concert like this, with this kind of music. But the problem is, when it is tied, as it so clearly is, to race and class in the way it is here, who can wonder when it starts to be despised and hated. And that would be the most tremendous pity.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Hand etiquette

Were we not all taught that we should cough into our fists? Or even our hands? Now, I understand, it is not considered etiquette to do so any more. For a number of reasons, but the most recently publicised being "Swine" flu, which has reached our shores. Of course, it's really nothing to do with pigs anymore - and everything to do with humans. So we should call it, more correctly, "Human" flu (horses and other living creatures beware!)

The issue is, there are so many of us around, and living so cheek by jowl everywhere, that our bodily proximity is likely to deal us all fairly serious blows, if we don't create a new etiquette about how we relate to one another. And this western (not to mention African) habit of clasping hands, needs to stop.

I would suggest the Jacob Zuma bow from the hips, while holding ones own hands together up to one's lips, in something like an attitude of prayer (sort of Japanese-ish) is a really good substitute for the fiddling about, ending with the flourish of some sort of thumb click, which we are expected to do as we greet each other in this neck of the woods.

It beats washing one's hands every half hour or so. And it sure beats dying!

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Cape Town and xenophobia

I arrived in Cairp Tahn almost two years ago from Johannesburg. I had been in this so called "Mother" City a very short while, when the violence against foreigners erupted all over the country. One day, somewhere, some nameless, reckless, inhuman people decided that “foreigners” are the enemy. “Foreigners”, it rapidly became clear, meant Zimbabweans. And Mozambiqans. And Nigerians. Oh, and Shangaans. Did I mention Venda? No? Well, them too!

Then, it was anyone who is too dark. Anyone who "we" decide to deal with. Anyone "we" don’t like. Anyone – anywhere. And soon, the world was staring dumbfounded at full colour pictures of a man, burning to death before the cameras, because he was “too something”, too “foreign”. And the crowd around the pyre, watching him burn to death and smelling his burning flesh, was laughing on camera.

The press dubbed this horror “xenophobia”. And somehow, that term seemed to give it all some kind of sociological, academic credence. Some kind of stature. Yes, negative stature, certainly, but stature nonetheless. I saw an article in one of the Sunday newspapers where there was some deliberation on whether it may be better termed “racism”, or whether racism was something whites invented.

Cairptahnians all smiled smugly to each other and said, "It won't happen here". I actually heard people saying that. Black people and white people. I had my doubts and in the end, the violence in Cairp Tahn was more savage, more brutal and more sustained than anywhere else.

Susan Mann makes an interesting point in her novel One Tongue Singing, (Secker and Warburg, London, 2004). She writes that, yes, Cape Town is a beautiful City. It is achingly beautiful. But there is a price to be paid for that beauty. To enjoy its beauty, you have to live in it - amongst its profoundly decimated and disfigured people.

Racial divisions remain intact, sublimely unchallenged and with no expectation of change on the part of anyone. And it is not that there is any one political party which can be blamed for this. It is a long, long history we are living with, with deep, deep consequences. And none of the political parties have dealt in any constructive way with the issues.

So, once again, we face the consequences. Once again xenophobia, in all its ugliness, is here as part of the price one pays for living here.

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Gay identity

"NOW THEREFORE, I, BARAK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim June 2009 as Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month. I call upon the people of the United States to turn back discrimination and prejudice everywhere it exists."

Now, there is a thing! - "Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender Pride Month"! I have to say, as a South African, I find the idea rather strange. I mean, what would one compare it to? Could we have a "Black Pride Month"? Or, if one is talking minorities, a "White Pride Month"? It all starts to look and sound rather absurd.

Now, it is true that most of the time, other than the fact that we do not share commonality with the rest of society, being Gay or Lesbian, (or whatever) is frequently the ONLY thing which binds us together. And in the end, one needs to ask, does it even do that? Is it not really a figment?

And when I start to compare lifestyles, and political persuasion, and ethics and things like that - I find , often, I really don't want to be in that group at all! Yes, we may be Gay, or otherwise engaged sexually, but that is hardly a reason for being together - unless there is some other unifying factor.

Like, for instance, oppression of one kind or another, or persecution, or unequal opportunities, or hatred. But then it is - or at least it should be - a joint effort. Being Gay, or Lesbian, or Bisexual or Transgendered, or Intersexed (or even heterosexual!) is just what we are, as human beings. It is not worth forming a sub-culture over, any more than red-hairdness might be.

To my mind, it plays into the prevailing prejudices of society to want to, or need to, separate off in this way. I think it has a place - for the purposes of lobbying, cajoling, pressuring. But the problem is, that it frequently then becomes an end in itself, not a means to an end.

Obama has been criticised fairly strongly because he has not done away with the ability of individual states to take their own decision restricting same-sex marriage. In his campaign for the White House, Obama had pleged to repeal the Defence of Marriage Act, which bars the federal government from recognising same-sex marriages and enabling individual states to refuse to recognise such marriages performed in other states.. The Justice Department has filed a brief, in opposition to a federal lawsuit, which argues that the law is unconstitutional, saying that the Act "reflects a cautiously limited response to society's still evolving understanding of the institution of marriage".

Now, at first glance, this looks pretty cut and dried. How is it that there is not simply one position, for everyone? Surely that is what one would expect in a liberated, free society? But there is, of course, another argument - one which is being played out at the moment - in a much smaller arena, in the Anglican Church.

Here it is argued, that we need to " take our people with us". I would think, from the brief of the Justice Department, that much the same perspective (and caution) is being applied. What is meant, is that one has to keep the bigger prize in focus and take small steps to get there.

On the one hand, one cannot but agree. Of course, the best scenario is that there should be consensus on the matter. But on the other (and I am afraid this is the trump card in the debate), it is not as though one is arguing about what colour to paint a room, or when to serve tea. Human lives and human dignity is the issue here. And if it is wrong that state is unfairly discriminating against some people - prolonging the discrimination is not a satisfactory solution.

I think the church is a slightly - but only slightly - different matter. Because there, unfortunately, one has to deal not only with the soft bedding of hypocrisy, which the church has made for itself, as well as the difficulty of years of really questionable theology. Neither of these is insurmountable. At least in South Africa, we have our Constitution as one of the sweet fruits of our struggle. It is a sad truth that many in our churches continue to struggle with some of its contents, such as the issue of sexual orientation. I have no doubt that we will eventually get there. It may take a long time. And the probability is that a lot of people will be alienated from the church because of the time it is taking. But, like divorce, and women priests - we will get to the obvious place eventually.

And hopefully, we will all eventually, as humankind, reach a point when being gay or straight is as irrelevant and unremarkable as the colour of one's eyes.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

Chicken Saag

On two separate occasions I have been to India, both of them to Delhi. The experience was like a full frontal assault on the all the senses at the same time. It was extraordinary. We stayed in a hotel which had only the very basics, but the floors and the walls were all made of marble. The doors didn't lock of their own accord, and if you wanted to have them locked, you needed to buy your own lock.

There are millions of things which come to mind when I think back on the experience. The constant noise; the millions of people; the colours; the cows wandering up and down the street; the dalits (formerly called the "untouchables") and the hijras - transvestite eunuchs, who are supposed to bring good fortune if you give them money; the women who, we were told, had deliberately maimed their children to use them as begging tools; the occasional elephant; and the food. Ah! The food. The food was indescribably good. Never completely hygienic, but superb!

We ate from street vendors and we ate in vegetarian restaurants, where I could watch the cooks dolloping noodles onto plates for when the plate was a little too full and the noodles started to spill over, they simply used their hands to get them back onto the plate.

The names of the dishes were incomprehensible - so one usually had no idea what one was going to get. And having got it, one sometimes had no idea what one had just eaten. I religiously did not drink water that was not from a bottle and didn't end up with any really severe case of diarrhoea. But I suspect that was just luck, because everyone else around me wasn't quite so fortunate.

One morning, however, I woke up and looked in the mirror to see that one of my eyes had swollen into a half closed state. I had no idea what caused it. Down the street had noticed a Pharmacy sign, so I ventured in. It was dark. There were what looked like animal tails hanging from the ceiling and dried animals of one sort or another on the walls. There seemed to be no-one in it. I ventured a "Hello? Anyone one here?" A man with orange stripes painted onto his face, and a yellow stripe painted in the parting of his long grey hair, rose from under the counter. I said, timidly, "Hello. I am looking for anti-histamine, I don't suppose you have any?" He looked oddly at me. "Of course I do!" he said, and handed me a tube of anti-histamine cream. It did the trick nicely.

Here is a really good recipe for Chicken Saag - without all the obligatory oil.


Chicken Saag

225g fresh spinach, washed but not dried
2.5cm piece ginger
2 garlic cloves, crushed
1 green chilli, roughly chopped
1 cup water
1T olive oil
2 Bay leaves
¼ t black peppercorns
1 onion, chopped
4 tomatoes skinned and chopped
1T All-in-one curry powder
1t salt
1t chilli powder
3T low fat yoghurt
8 chicken thighs, skinned


Cook spinach leaves, without water in a saucepan with lid for about 5 minutes
Put spinach, ginger, garlic and chilli with ¼ cup water into a food processor and make a thick purée.

Heat the oil in a large saucepan, add Bay leaves and peppercorns and fry to 2 minutes. Add chopped onion and fry for a further 6 – 8 minutes to brown.

Add tomatoes and simmer for about 5 minutes. Stir in curry powder, salt and chilli powder and cook for 2 minutes.

Add spinach purée and 2/3 cup water. Simmer for 5 minutes
Add yoghurt 1 T at a time, and simmer for 5 minutes. Add chicken, cover and cook for 25 – 30 minutes. Serve with Naan bread

Monday, June 15, 2009

The Night of the Long Knives


I had a brief look yesterday at a new book by Charles Cilliers on the shelves of the "Cairp Tahn" Book Fair- For Whites Only. What White people think about the New South Africa, published by X Concepts Publications, 2009. And then I heard him being interviewed on the radio and fielding questions and comments.

He deals with a range of "white" issues in the book - like, "My domestic worker is my best friend"; "I never benefited from apartheid"; "I always disagreed with apartheid"; "Affirmative action is reverse racism" and the one we all know and love - "When Mandela dies, chaos is going to be let loose in the country" (aka the "Night of the Long Knives").

On radio, the author is sharp. A little bit too "Cairp Tahn" University sounding for my immediate liking - but razor sharp. He says the kinds of things most white people really hate hearing, like - that actually, the country is in a much better place now than when they were running the show; that there is no way that your domestic worker is your best friend; that every white person benefited personally, directly and very comprehensively from apartheid; that affirmative action is necessary to get the historically skewed situation (which white people made), corrected; and that it is highly unlikely that a frail, retired, 90 year-old is holding the whole thing together and that this kind of belief is a prime example of the unfathomable unwillingness of white South Africans to change.

My view is that the political settlement which took place in the country favoured white people far too much and it failed completely to deal with the sense of utter entitlement; arrogance and almost criminal ignorance which abides to this day, in most white heads and most white families. I suppose that was the price of peace at the time. But not anymore! We are 15 years down the line. And 15 years down the line, white South Africans still think black South Africans are lazy slobs; that every one of them is a criminal or a would-be criminal, or rapist or murderer; and that the government is full of crooks because they are black; and that government itself is hanging by a thread - presumably thanks to the whites there are still in government!

I am very grateful indeed to Gordon Brown and David Cameron and the mostly white band of crooks they have in the leadership of their parties, for providing us with the kind of comedy of errors which has been the case in British politics for the past few months. I am extremely interested in the lack of comparison which white people in this country are making with them. They who are usually so ready and so able to dismiss our politicians and a band of incompetent brigands and crooks and who hanker so profoundly for all things "civilized" (read British, European, Afrikaner or what-have-you).

The point Celliers was making on the radio, and doubtless in the book, (which I doubt will be read by many whites - naturally) is that White South Africans have not really changed at all, in the main. The problem is, if they don't change pretty soon, another dynamic may well kick into play. And I don't think it will be very pretty at all.

And please, this is not to say that crime isn't a problem and that idiots and lazy people don't get employed, or that corruption isn't becoming overwhelming. It always was a problem and it always will be a problem. It just isn't a racial problem. That's all.

Sunday, June 14, 2009

In procession

The church I go to is extraordinarily High. I am talking way beyond the clouds, deep space High. I chose it because it was that. And honestly, I can't imagine what people who go to churches where the same preachy thing happens every week get out of it - with the best will in the world, I really can't. The thing about this place is that almost every week there is something new and, fairly often, both surprising and sometimes even spectacular.

My tradition started off sort of Broad church. Then it went Charismatic, with all the talking in tongues and hugging and kissing with arms aloft crap. Then it went High - with genuflections and incense and crossing oneself. Then, through force of circumstance rather than choice, Broad again. Then nothing at all, then High again. High, I say but certainly not as High as St Michael's Observatory.

So in many ways, I sit in some puzzlement and often in wonder. Today, it wasn't so much sitting, as walking. We had a procession with the Blessed Sacrament, through the streets of Observatory. Now, processions, I have done before, certainly on Palm Sunday. But in my limited experience, they have been somewhat stilted affairs trying to keep up with the choir singing "all Glory Laud and Honour" over and over again and holding a palm cross as elegantly as one can. And my experiences of ecclesiastical processions, prior to this have been either around the outside of the church, or even around the inside of the church! Sort of token things. A nod in the direction of what used to be, once upon a time.

This one was anything but that! Richard, the priest, announced that we would not be processing if it was raining - (which it has been the whole of yesterday and the night before). But it became clear towards the end of the service that there was no rain, and that a procession would take place because servers started rushing around with Humeral Veils and other accoutrement. The Blessed Sacrament, displayed in a fairly substantial Monstrance was taken in procession down the aisle. The congregation fell to its knees as it passed. Then, singing hymns, we all followed into the streets of Observatory. A police car with flashing blue lights ahead of the procession.

I noticed some people who live in the area, coming out to have a look at what was passing by. Dogs started barking. One rather cute student type, with no shirt on, came out onto his balcony, then rushed back inside only to appear moments later with a camera. Cars did U-turns and others, filled with the curious and the bewildered, passed us as best they could. There was a group of what looked like tourists, with really big cameras, who seemed to want to get us on camera as well. I felt a bit like one would, I suppose, if one were a participant in the Kaapse Klopse, or a military band, or a protest perhaps.

I started thinking of similar experiences I have had both as a participant and as a spectator. I remember the mighty marches we had in the late 1980s - as part of the "Standing for the Truth" Campaign, (which was really the United Democratic Front/ANC)- formed to pressurise the apartheid state. I remember the fact that it was a staggering 10 000 strong in Pietermaritzburg, at a time when protest actions of this sort were unheard of. I remember the Special Branch videoing the proceedings and frightened white people looking down at us from the safety of a high rise building.

I thought of other processions I went to see in Dorpspruit (also in Pietermaritzburg) on Good Friday, where the Hindu religious community did things which I had never seen in my life before. I saw a woman stare at the sun, in order to get herself to fall into a trance and then started dancing like a monkey. In honour, I understand, of the God Hanuman. I saw men have their backs pierced with meat hooks - no blood - and then pull a chariot with an effigy of the Goddess Draupadi on it - with her hair hanging down - symbolic, I understand, of her rape. I saw a man sticking a dagger right through his tongue, and a spike through both his cheeks - again no blood. I saw people walking across a burning pile of coals.

And so I started to compare what we were doing with the other kinds of processions I have been in. Certainly, the others were more outwardly dramatic. Then again, were they? For me, there was something in the way in which that congregation fell to its knees when the Blessed Sacrament passed them in the aisle, which made me start to wonder.

The sermon made reference to perhaps my all time favourite film - "Shadowlands" - with Anthony Hopkins playing the part of CS Lewis. Lewis was asked, in the film, why he kept on praying. He said, it had nothing to do with changing the situation. It had to do with the change the act of prayer brought about in him - or words to that effect.

Because, let's be honest here. Processing around a suburb of Cape Town carrying the Blessed Sacrament is a bit of an anachronism. It doesn't fit with the modern world at all. And the thin crowd of 50 or so people processing and singing hymns is, also, somewhat archaic. (I can't imagine what the bare-chested student is going to do with his picture of us. I can only wonder what the tourists will do with theirs.) I can only speculate at what effect it might be thought to have on the world.

So why does this church do it? To show off perhaps? Because we know how to do it? Because of the tradition? Because we are proud of this religion?

I think it is actually something far simpler and something easily aligned to the CS Lewis idea, I mentioned above. I think it is because those of us who do it, want the very best for our world. And because this strange and curious tradition (and others like it), effects some kind of positive change in the doer, rather than in the world-order. And maybe that is something really important.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

Ruth Lundie's Cheese Puffs

In those days - (even in these I dare say), it was a strange sight to see a white haired woman with a white skin standing outside the newly opened ANC offices in Pietermaritzburg. But there she was. Ruth Lundie was eager to be the first white person to join the ANC, the moment it was legal to do so. She and Harry Gwala were, as she put it, "of an age". And they would sit comfortably together after his release, sharing quotes from Shakespeare. The same people were in both their lives.

They had gone through a great deal, not together, but in that strange parallel existence which was apartheid. Gwala was a gentleman of his time, refined, well-read, as happy quoting Stalin as he was Shakespeare. (He was a lot of other things besides - but he was this too.) And Ruth was a lady of hers.

In her long life, she got to know many of the great, the good and the idiots of our political and ecclesiastical landscape. Many of them she taught, in Pietermaritzburg, in Lesotho or in Fort Hare in Alice. She had refused to teach under Bantu Education. She could not and she would not do it. She left for Lesotho and then for Alice.

"I remember when Verwoerd came to speak in Pietermaritzburg," she told me often, "and the lasting impression I had of him was his ice blue eyes. His soft voice and his ice blue eyes." She would shudder, "Truly demonic!"

I sat through lunch parties she used to throw, where meagre ingredients were turned into sumptious and stylish feasts. She would bring together the oddest (myself included) people for these occasions. They were aways wonderful, joyful, witty times. Politics and religion were naturally always discussed and sex noit eschewed. They were communal occasions. They were communion.

Here is her recipe for her Cheese Puffs. It really works! Don't doubt it, when the process seems to get weirder and weirder!

RUTH LUNDIE'S FRENCH CHEESE PUFFS

1 cup milk
¼ cup butter or margarine
½ t salt
Dash of pepper
1 cup flour, unsifted
4 eggs
1 cup shredded cheese

Heat milk and butter in a pan. Add salt and pepper. Bring to full boil. Add flour all at once, stirring over medium heat until mixture leaves the sides of the pan and forms a ball (about 2 minutes). Remove from heat. Beat in eggs, one at a time, until mixture is well blended. Beat in ½ cup of the cheese. Using about ¾ of the dough, make mounds with a tablespoon on a greased baking sheet. With remaining dough, place a small mound on top of each. Sprinkle remaining cheese on these.

Centre rack at 190˚C until lightly browned. Bake for about 25 minutes.

Friday, June 12, 2009

School Hell

The issue of school initiation, certainly a hardy perennial the world over, has reared its head again - this time in Parktown Boys High school in Johannesburg.

Apparently, one child was, as was required, beaten black and blue. His mother, strangely enough, found out about it (I don't know how - maybe she noticed her child limping painfully to vomit in the toilet. Or maybe he tried to get himself surreptitiously sewn up). And even more oddly, she wasn't happy about it. She complained about it. She raged about it. And then, even more indecently, she went to the press about it!

Now, firstly, according to the strange unwritten laws of British colonial male education, the child is automatically a loser for in some way letting on to the fact that he had been badly brutalised. That he really shouldn't have done. Secondly, it was completely unacceptable for his mother (I mean his MOTHER - not even his father!) to have complained - never mind to the school, but to the press! That is simply, according to this barbarous code, something you do not do!

But, lastly, not satisfied with the ingloriousness of this, four months later, this dastardly woman has actually had the gall to charge the 11 culprits! So, on Carte Blanche on Sunday, we had the headmaster of Parktown Boys, Tom Clarke - looking for all the world like an irritated locust - implying that the mother, Pene Kimber, was acting out of malice.

At the time of the assault, this crazy headmaster had told the press that the initiation was “intended as a boarding house exercise to incorporate the grade 11s as seniors of the house”.

Apparently, the Department of Education is investigating the matter - (let's not hold our breath here).

Well, in my opinion, Tom bloody Clarke should be fired. He is clearly an idiot if he doesn't see the point of all of this and he has demonstrated himself utterly unfit to run a school, on any kind of civilized basis. Children empowered to beat up other children should, quite correctly, be charged. But so should the headmaster, for apparently aiding and abetting them!

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Oatcake recipe

I'm crazy about these. No wheat, no sugar, low GI. Great with anything you would normally eat on a biscuit.

Oatcakes

250g oats
Pinch of salt
¼ t bicarb
1T butter, melted
75-200ml hot water from a recently boiled kettle
1 baking sheet
8cm biscuit cutter (round)

Preheat stove to 200˚C
Put the oats in a bowl add salt and bicarb.
Make a well, pour in the butter and stirring with a wooden spoon, mix with enough water, until a stiff dough. (Oats may need as much as 200 mls. Oatmeal may need less.)

Knead the dough for a while to make it come smoothly together. Roll out thinly. Cut into rounds and bake on an un-greased baking sheet for 12 – 15 minutes, or until the oatcakes are turning golden brown and the oatcakes themselves are firm. Remove to cool on a wire rack.

Makes 15 - 20

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Technology from 2 million years ago














I have this amazing thing in my possession - a stone tool. I picked it up amidst the huge earth-moving excavations which were being done, just outside of what is now called the Cradle of Humankind World Heritage Site - which is the project I used to work on.
A scientist told me that it was probably a "core" from which flakes were chipped off. Because of the excavations, it was completely displaced from whereever it would have originally been, and therefore not of worth much from a scientific point of view.
When I hold it in my hand, it fits extraordinarily snugly. And I can imagine, just dimly, that creature before me, working on it some 2 million years ago, which held it in the had as well. It is an extraordinary feeling, this link between me typing on a computer and that creature (probably Homo Habilis, a distant ancestor of modern humans) known now as "the tool-maker").
Because there is a direct link between that ancient Oldowan technology of tool-making and the personal computer, strange as it may be. The link is those elements of consciousness and ingenuity which makes us today what we are, and made them what they were.
(The truth is, it shouldn't be in my possession at all. It should either be in the ground, or in some box in Wits University. Well, it isn't.)


2010 World Cup Legacy - 1 year to go

I remember exactly what I was doing when the Sepp Blatter announced that South Africa would be the 2010 host for the FIFA World Cup. I was trying to get one of my children trussed up in a car-seat in a shopping centre in, Rivonia. There was no warning, but suddenly the centre erupted into screams and shouts and dancing and car hooting. Taxis started behaving like jumping castles. Vuvuzelas appeared out of nowhere and deafened innocent passers-by. Hitherto silent shops suddenly produced massive loudspeakers and made shopping an even more unpleasant experience than it already was. People were very happy, that is the truth.

Well, to be honest, mostly black people were happy. White people were either irritated, or long-suffering, or habitually sceptical. And during the past year and a half that I have been working in the 2010 environment, I would have to say that the amount of white people who, (when they discovered what I do for a living, looked pseudo-concerned and said the words “Do you think we will be ready?” compared to the number of blacks asking the same question), outnumber them by 65 to 1.

It is, of course, common cause that in South Africa, peculiarly, football is a game mostly supported by black people. This is not something germane to the game itself. It isn’t as though you need a dark skin to run up and down a soccer pitch and kick a ball into the goals. The fact that mostly blacks support and play football in this country is no accident at all. There is a social and political history behind this fact, which is to be found in the way in which one game – Rugby – was resourced, encouraged and managed by a government that wanted to maintain it for the benefit of the white race group, to the detriment of another – Football.

At schools; around the braai; on television; in church; on the farm – everywhere, white boys were encouraged to play Rugby. And when they did so, they were provided with extraordinary incentives, scholarships, prizes, prizes and laudation. It was promoted everywhere. It became part of white identify. (And I am not denying that there were extraordinarily significant black examples of rugby prowess during this time – but they did so against all the odds.)

Blacks were expected to play soccer – even encouraged to play soccer – but they were given no resources to do so. And it is this point –coming at the issue from the perspective of our skewed history, which should make the FIFA 2010 World Cup so sweet. The massive expenditure on stadia, is but one aspect of redress. It is strange to me, that some people (even today!) appear to resent them. “But couldn’t that money have been spent on housing?!” they argue, as if this is some kind of new insight. I dare say it could have been. But if it were, would we have achieved the level of international interest in the country that 2010 will bring? Would we have the massive tourism spin-off which will last for many years to come? Would we have had the infrastructure upgrades in roads, airports, railway stations that have been fast-tracked and brought forward because of the benefits of requirements and the benefits of the tournament? No, we would not. We would have houses – and believe me, I don’t want to knock houses, but that is all we would have.

There is one question, however, which I don’t know the answer to. Can we ensure that the stadia are going to be used after 2010? That is, it seems to me, a very important question and I think it is one which is going to need to be addressed long before the final whistle of the FIFA 2010 World Cup. What I do know is that the World Cup will give us better resources for football than we have ever had before. The imbalance will be well redressed ion the area of infrastructure. But the legacy, if it is to be sustained, will need to be not so much in looking outwards, to foreign nations coming to play on our soil, but amongst our own people.

In other words, it really is no good redressing the balance, if football is not properly resourced; if coaches are not adequately trained; if clubs are not encouraged and schools do not have basic facilities. The next step beyond building stadia, is building capacity. If we are serious and as single-minded about this as we have been about building infrastructure, the results will be staggering. It is not too difficult to show that young people in sport are less likely to participate in any number of available forms of anti-social behaviour. In a phrase coined by the Department in which I work – “A child in sport is a child out of court”. That needs to be the legacy of 2010, if anything is.

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Delivering a healthy blow to Dawkins

I have been fairly amazed at how easily newfound athieists make Dawkins their idol! The review below, by Terry Eagleton (hardly your common or gardinal theist, by any means), is worth a read. It's a couple of years old now, but still facinating:

Lunging, Flailing, Mispunching - Terry Eagleton
The God Delusion by Richard Dawkins · Bantam, 406 pp, £20.00
Imagine someone holding forth on biology whose only knowledge of the subject is the Book of British Birds, and you have a rough idea of what it feels like to read Richard Dawkins on theology. Card-carrying rationalists like Dawkins, who is the nearest thing to a professional atheist we have had since Bertrand Russell, are in one sense the least well-equipped to understand what they castigate, since they don’t believe there is anything there to be understood, or at least anything worth understanding. This is why they invariably come up with vulgar caricatures of religious faith that would make a first-year theology student wince. The more they detest religion, the more ill-informed their criticisms of it tend to be. If they were asked to pass judgment on phenomenology or the geopolitics of South Asia, they would no doubt bone up on the question as assiduously as they could. When it comes to theology, however, any shoddy old travesty will pass muster. These days, theology is the queen of the sciences in a rather less august sense of the word than in its medieval heyday.
Dawkins on God is rather like those right-wing Cambridge dons who filed eagerly into the Senate House some years ago to non-placet Jacques Derrida for an honorary degree. Very few of them, one suspects, had read more than a few pages of his work, and even that judgment might be excessively charitable. Yet they would doubtless have been horrified to receive an essay on Hume from a student who had not read his Treatise of Human Nature. There are always topics on which otherwise scrupulous minds will cave in with scarcely a struggle to the grossest prejudice. For a lot of academic psychologists, it is Jacques Lacan; for Oxbridge philosophers it is Heidegger; for former citizens of the Soviet bloc it is the writings of Marx; for militant rationalists it is religion.
What, one wonders, are Dawkins’s views on the epistemological differences between Aquinas and Duns Scotus? Has he read Eriugena on subjectivity, Rahner on grace or Moltmann on hope? Has he even heard of them? Or does he imagine like a bumptious young barrister that you can defeat the opposition while being complacently ignorant of its toughest case? Dawkins, it appears, has sometimes been told by theologians that he sets up straw men only to bowl them over, a charge he rebuts in this book; but if The God Delusion is anything to go by, they are absolutely right. As far as theology goes, Dawkins has an enormous amount in common with Ian Paisley and American TV evangelists. Both parties agree pretty much on what religion is; it’s just that Dawkins rejects it while Oral Roberts and his unctuous tribe grow fat on it.
A molehill of instances out of a mountain of them will have to suffice. Dawkins considers that all faith is blind faith, and that Christian and Muslim children are brought up to believe unquestioningly. Not even the dim-witted clerics who knocked me about at grammar school thought that. For mainstream Christianity, reason, argument and honest doubt have always played an integral role in belief. (Where, given that he invites us at one point to question everything, is Dawkins’s own critique of science, objectivity, liberalism, atheism and the like?) Reason, to be sure, doesn’t go all the way down for believers, but it doesn’t for most sensitive, civilised non-religious types either. Even Richard Dawkins lives more by faith than by reason. We hold many beliefs that have no unimpeachably rational justification, but are nonetheless reasonable to entertain. Only positivists think that ‘rational’ means ‘scientific’. Dawkins rejects the surely reasonable case that science and religion are not in competition on the grounds that this insulates religion from rational inquiry. But this is a mistake: to claim that science and religion pose different questions to the world is not to suggest that if the bones of Jesus were discovered in Palestine, the pope should get himself down to the dole queue as fast as possible. It is rather to claim that while faith, rather like love, must involve factual knowledge, it is not reducible to it. For my claim to love you to be coherent, I must be able to explain what it is about you that justifies it; but my bank manager might agree with my dewy-eyed description of you without being in love with you himself.
Dawkins holds that the existence or non-existence of God is a scientific hypothesis which is open to rational demonstration. Christianity teaches that to claim that there is a God must be reasonable, but that this is not at all the same thing as faith. Believing in God, whatever Dawkins might think, is not like concluding that aliens or the tooth fairy exist. God is not a celestial super-object or divine UFO, about whose existence we must remain agnostic until all the evidence is in. Theologians do not believe that he is either inside or outside the universe, as Dawkins thinks they do. His transcendence and invisibility are part of what he is, which is not the case with the Loch Ness monster. This is not to say that religious people believe in a black hole, because they also consider that God has revealed himself: not, as Dawkins thinks, in the guise of a cosmic manufacturer even smarter than Dawkins himself (the New Testament has next to nothing to say about God as Creator), but for Christians at least, in the form of a reviled and murdered political criminal. The Jews of the so-called Old Testament had faith in God, but this does not mean that after debating the matter at a number of international conferences they decided to endorse the scientific hypothesis that there existed a supreme architect of the universe – even though, as Genesis reveals, they were of this opinion. They had faith in God in the sense that I have faith in you. They may well have been mistaken in their view; but they were not mistaken because their scientific hypothesis was unsound.
Dawkins speaks scoffingly of a personal God, as though it were entirely obvious exactly what this might mean. He seems to imagine God, if not exactly with a white beard, then at least as some kind of chap, however supersized. He asks how this chap can speak to billions of people simultaneously, which is rather like wondering why, if Tony Blair is an octopus, he has only two arms. For Judeo-Christianity, God is not a person in the sense that Al Gore arguably is. Nor is he a principle, an entity, or ‘existent’: in one sense of that word it would be perfectly coherent for religious types to claim that God does not in fact exist. He is, rather, the condition of possibility of any entity whatsoever, including ourselves. He is the answer to why there is something rather than nothing. God and the universe do not add up to two, any more than my envy and my left foot constitute a pair of objects.
This, not some super-manufacturing, is what is traditionally meant by the claim that God is Creator. He is what sustains all things in being by his love; and this would still be the case even if the universe had no beginning. To say that he brought it into being ex nihilo is not a measure of how very clever he is, but to suggest that he did it out of love rather than need. The world was not the consequence of an inexorable chain of cause and effect. Like a Modernist work of art, there is no necessity about it at all, and God might well have come to regret his handiwork some aeons ago. The Creation is the original acte gratuit. God is an artist who did it for the sheer love or hell of it, not a scientist at work on a magnificently rational design that will impress his research grant body no end.
Because the universe is God’s, it shares in his life, which is the life of freedom. This is why it works all by itself, and why science and Richard Dawkins are therefore both possible. The same is true of human beings: God is not an obstacle to our autonomy and enjoyment but, as Aquinas argues, the power that allows us to be ourselves. Like the unconscious, he is closer to us than we are to ourselves. He is the source of our self-determination, not the erasure of it. To be dependent on him, as to be dependent on our friends, is a matter of freedom and fulfilment. Indeed, friendship is the word Aquinas uses to characterise the relation between God and humanity.
Dawkins, who is as obsessed with the mechanics of Creation as his Creationist opponents, understands nothing of these traditional doctrines. Nor does he understand that because God is transcendent of us (which is another way of saying that he did not have to bring us about), he is free of any neurotic need for us and wants simply to be allowed to love us. Dawkins’s God, by contrast, is Satanic. Satan (‘accuser’ in Hebrew) is the misrecognition of God as Big Daddy and punitive judge, and Dawkins’s God is precisely such a repulsive superego. This false consciousness is overthrown in the person of Jesus, who reveals the Father as friend and lover rather than judge. Dawkins’s Supreme Being is the God of those who seek to avert divine wrath by sacrificing animals, being choosy in their diet and being impeccably well behaved. They cannot accept the scandal that God loves them just as they are, in all their moral shabbiness. This is one reason St Paul remarks that the law is cursed. Dawkins sees Christianity in terms of a narrowly legalistic notion of atonement – of a brutally vindictive God sacrificing his own child in recompense for being offended – and describes the belief as vicious and obnoxious. It’s a safe bet that the Archbishop of Canterbury couldn’t agree more. It was the imperial Roman state, not God, that murdered Jesus.
Dawkins thinks it odd that Christians don’t look eagerly forward to death, given that they will thereby be ushered into paradise. He does not see that Christianity, like most religious faiths, values human life deeply, which is why the martyr differs from the suicide. The suicide abandons life because it has become worthless; the martyr surrenders his or her most precious possession for the ultimate well-being of others. This act of self-giving is generally known as sacrifice, a word that has unjustly accrued all sorts of politically incorrect implications. Jesus, Dawkins speculates, might have desired his own betrayal and death, a case the New Testament writers deliberately seek to rebuff by including the Gethsemane scene, in which Jesus is clearly panicking at the prospect of his impending execution. They also put words into his mouth when he is on the cross to make much the same point. Jesus did not die because he was mad or masochistic, but because the Roman state and its assorted local lackeys and running dogs took fright at his message of love, mercy and justice, as well as at his enormous popularity with the poor, and did away with him to forestall a mass uprising in a highly volatile political situation. Several of Jesus’ close comrades were probably Zealots, members of an anti-imperialist underground movement. Judas’ surname suggests that he may have been one of them, which makes his treachery rather more intelligible: perhaps he sold out his leader in bitter disenchantment, recognising that he was not, after all, the Messiah. Messiahs are not born in poverty; they do not spurn weapons of destruction; and they tend to ride into the national capital in bullet-proof limousines with police outriders, not on a donkey.
Jesus, who pace Dawkins did indeed ‘derive his ethics from the Scriptures’ (he was a devout Jew, not the founder of a fancy new set-up), was a joke of a Messiah. He was a carnivalesque parody of a leader who understood, so it would appear, that any regime not founded on solidarity with frailty and failure is bound to collapse under its own hubris. The symbol of that failure was his crucifixion. In this faith, he was true to the source of life he enigmatically called his Father, who in the guise of the Old Testament Yahweh tells the Hebrews that he hates their burnt offerings and that their incense stinks in his nostrils. They will know him for what he is, he reminds them, when they see the hungry being filled with good things and the rich being sent empty away. You are not allowed to make a fetish or graven image of this God, since the only image of him is human flesh and blood. Salvation for Christianity has to do with caring for the sick and welcoming the immigrant, protecting the poor from the violence of the rich. It is not a ‘religious’ affair at all, and demands no special clothing, ritual behaviour or fussiness about diet. (The Catholic prohibition on meat on Fridays is an unscriptural church regulation.)
Jesus hung out with whores and social outcasts, was remarkably casual about sex, disapproved of the family (the suburban Dawkins is a trifle queasy about this), urged us to be laid-back about property and possessions, warned his followers that they too would die violently, and insisted that the truth kills and divides as well as liberates. He also cursed self-righteous prigs and deeply alarmed the ruling class.
The Christian faith holds that those who are able to look on the crucifixion and live, to accept that the traumatic truth of human history is a tortured body, might just have a chance of new life – but only by virtue of an unimaginable transformation in our currently dire condition. This is known as the resurrection. Those who don’t see this dreadful image of a mutilated innocent as the truth of history are likely to be devotees of that bright-eyed superstition known as infinite human progress, for which Dawkins is a full-blooded apologist. Or they might be well-intentioned reformers or social democrats, which from a Christian standpoint simply isn’t radical enough.
The central doctrine of Christianity, then, is not that God is a bastard. It is, in the words of the late Dominican theologian Herbert McCabe, that if you don’t love you’re dead, and if you do, they’ll kill you. Here, then, is your pie in the sky and opium of the people. It was, of course, Marx who coined that last phrase; but Marx, who in the same passage describes religion as the ‘heart of a heartless world, the soul of soulless conditions’, was rather more judicious and dialectical in his judgment on it than the lunging, flailing, mispunching Dawkins.
Now it may well be that all this is no more plausible than the tooth fairy. Most reasoning people these days will see excellent grounds to reject it. But critics of the richest, most enduring form of popular culture in human history have a moral obligation to confront that case at its most persuasive, rather than grabbing themselves a victory on the cheap by savaging it as so much garbage and gobbledygook. The mainstream theology I have just outlined may well not be true; but anyone who holds it is in my view to be respected, whereas Dawkins considers that no religious belief, anytime or anywhere, is worthy of any respect whatsoever. This, one might note, is the opinion of a man deeply averse to dogmatism. Even moderate religious views, he insists, are to be ferociously contested, since they can always lead to fanaticism.
Some currents of the liberalism that Dawkins espouses have nowadays degenerated into a rather nasty brand of neo-liberalism, but in my view this is no reason not to champion liberalism. In some obscure way, Dawkins manages to imply that the Bishop of Oxford is responsible for Osama bin Laden. His polemic would come rather more convincingly from a man who was a little less arrogantly triumphalistic about science (there are a mere one or two gestures in the book to its fallibility), and who could refrain from writing sentences like ‘this objection [to a particular scientific view] can be answered by the suggestion . . . that there are many universes,’ as though a suggestion constituted a scientific rebuttal. On the horrors that science and technology have wreaked on humanity, he is predictably silent. Yet the Apocalypse is far more likely to be the product of them than the work of religion. Swap you the Inquisition for chemical warfare.
Such is Dawkins’s unruffled scientific impartiality that in a book of almost four hundred pages, he can scarcely bring himself to concede that a single human benefit has flowed from religious faith, a view which is as a priori improbable as it is empirically false. The countless millions who have devoted their lives selflessly to the service of others in the name of Christ or Buddha or Allah are wiped from human history – and this by a self-appointed crusader against bigotry. He is like a man who equates socialism with the Gulag. Like the puritan and sex, Dawkins sees God everywhere, even where he is self-evidently absent. He thinks, for example, that the ethno-political conflict in Northern Ireland would evaporate if religion did, which to someone like me, who lives there part of the time, betrays just how little he knows about it. He also thinks rather strangely that the terms Loyalist and Nationalist are ‘euphemisms’ for Protestant and Catholic, and clearly doesn’t know the difference between a Loyalist and a Unionist or a Nationalist and a Republican. He also holds, against a good deal of the available evidence, that Islamic terrorism is inspired by religion rather than politics.
These are not just the views of an enraged atheist. They are the opinions of a readily identifiable kind of English middle-class liberal rationalist. Reading Dawkins, who occasionally writes as though ‘Thou still unravish’d bride of quietness’ is a mighty funny way to describe a Grecian urn, one can be reasonably certain that he would not be Europe’s greatest enthusiast for Foucault, psychoanalysis, agitprop, Dadaism, anarchism or separatist feminism. All of these phenomena, one imagines, would be as distasteful to his brisk, bloodless rationality as the virgin birth. Yet one can of course be an atheist and a fervent fan of them all. His God-hating, then, is by no means simply the view of a scientist admirably cleansed of prejudice. It belongs to a specific cultural context. One would not expect to muster many votes for either anarchism or the virgin birth in North Oxford. (I should point out that I use the term North Oxford in an ideological rather than geographical sense. Dawkins may be relieved to know that I don’t actually know where he lives.)
There is a very English brand of common sense that believes mostly in what it can touch, weigh and taste, and The God Delusion springs from, among other places, that particular stable. At its most philistine and provincial, it makes Dick Cheney sound like Thomas Mann. The secular Ten Commandments that Dawkins commends to us, one of which advises us to enjoy our sex lives so long as they don’t damage others, are for the most part liberal platitudes. Dawkins quite rightly detests fundamentalists; but as far as I know his anti-religious diatribes have never been matched in his work by a critique of the global capitalism that generates the hatred, anxiety, insecurity and sense of humiliation that breed fundamentalism. Instead, as the obtuse media chatter has it, it’s all down to religion.
It thus comes as no surprise that Dawkins turns out to be an old-fashioned Hegelian when it comes to global politics, believing in a zeitgeist (his own term) involving ever increasing progress, with just the occasional ‘reversal’. ‘The whole wave,’ he rhapsodises in the finest Whiggish manner, ‘keeps moving.’ There are, he generously concedes, ‘local and temporary setbacks’ like the present US government – as though that regime were an electoral aberration, rather than the harbinger of a drastic transformation of the world order that we will probably have to live with for as long as we can foresee. Dawkins, by contrast, believes, in his Herbert Spencerish way, that ‘the progressive trend is unmistakable and it will continue.’ So there we are, then: we have it from the mouth of Mr Public Science himself that aside from a few local, temporary hiccups like ecological disasters, famine, ethnic wars and nuclear wastelands, History is perpetually on the up.
Apart from the occasional perfunctory gesture to ‘sophisticated’ religious believers, Dawkins tends to see religion and fundamentalist religion as one and the same. This is not only grotesquely false; it is also a device to outflank any more reflective kind of faith by implying that it belongs to the coterie and not to the mass. The huge numbers of believers who hold something like the theology I outlined above can thus be conveniently lumped with rednecks who murder abortionists and malign homosexuals. As far as such outrages go, however, The God Delusion does a very fine job indeed. The two most deadly texts on the planet, apart perhaps from Donald Rumsfeld’s emails, are the Bible and the Koran; and Dawkins, as one the best of liberals as well as one of the worst, has done a magnificent job over the years of speaking out against that particular strain of psychopathology known as fundamentalism, whether Texan or Taliban. He is right to repudiate the brand of mealy-mouthed liberalism which believes that one has to respect other people’s silly or obnoxious ideas just because they are other people’s. In its admirably angry way, The God Delusion argues that the status of atheists in the US is nowadays about the same as that of gays fifty years ago. The book is full of vivid vignettes of the sheer horrors of religion, fundamentalist or otherwise. Nearly 50 per cent of Americans believe that a glorious Second Coming is imminent, and some of them are doing their damnedest to bring it about. But Dawkins could have told us all this without being so appallingly bitchy about those of his scientific colleagues who disagree with him, and without being so theologically illiterate. He might also have avoided being the second most frequently mentioned individual in his book – if you count God as an individual.
Terry Eagleton is John Edward Taylor Professor of English Literature at Manchester University. His latest book is How to Read a Poem.
London Review of Books, Vol 28, no 20, 19.10.06
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